Epworth UMC - August 2007 Newsletter

Congratulations Mona       Worship in the Park

Bible School and Talent Camp   Who's Ushering  Birthdays

 Calendar      Epworth's Health

Funny How          Newsletter Archive

Congratulations Mona Anderson

We join with Mona Anderson in celebrating the birth of her daughter Zaraiah Marceline. Zaraiah arrived on July 1, 2007. She weighed in at 6 pounds 10 ounces. She and mother are doing well.

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Worship & Picnic at Fuller Park

On August 12th Epworth will hold its morning worship services at Fuller Park. Service will start at 10:30 a.m. Following services the picnic will begin. Family-to-Family staff will join us and distributed sports clothing to children in attendance. 

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Vacation Bible School & Talent Camp

A combination Vacation Bible School and Talent Camp will start August 6th and run through August 10th at Epworth UMC. Jacqueline Withers has planned out a week filled with fun things for the children to do. They will learn new songs, paint, play games, learn to break dance and hear good advice for living from a number of instructors. Breakfast, lunch and snacks will be served daily.

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Who’s  Ushering  In  August?

·         August 5th: Sister Myrtle Davis & Sister Rudy Robinson.

·         August 12th: Sister Sabrina Wilhite, Sister Myrtle Davis & Youth (At Fuller Park).

·         August 19th: Sister Vera Castille & Sister Evelyn Davis.

·         July 22nd: Sister Grace Stiles & Brother Clarence Williams

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Epworth’s Birthdays

·         Myrtle Davis    08/06

·         Tracy Jones      08/20

·         Darsel Harris    08/30

·         Rose Milon        08/31

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Epworth’s Calendar

·         Morning Prayer Services. Rev. King Harris is conducting Morning Prayer services – M – F starting at 6 a.m. in the Sanctuary.  Morning Prayer Services on Sunday starts at 8 a.m.

·         Adult Sunday school class. The teacher is Brother Ron. Class starts at 9:45 a.m. in the Fellowship Hall next to the coffee and donuts.

·         Adult Bible Study and meal every Wednesday evening starting at 6  p.m. in the Fellowship Hall.  All activities end at 7:30 p.m.

·         Epworth’s Hispanic Worship Service every Sun. at 6 p.m. Services conducted by Assistant Pastor Marvin Lazo.

·         The Family-to-Family Program is offering “NEWSED” training every 1st and 3rd Wednesday of each month. Training is from 5 to 8 p.m. This training is for first time home buyers and for those who need help establishing good credit.

·         The Family-to-Family Program is offering “Parenting Classes” every Tuesday evening from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. Food and Child care will be available. Contact Wallace Yvonne Tollette at Epworth for more information.

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Epworth’s  Health… “Oh  Lord  Hear  Our  Prayer”

·         Health – Sister Ruth Rivera

·         Health – Brother Chris Davis

·         Health – Brother Theo Barros.

·         Health – Sister Pasty Trimble-Moore.

·         Encouragement In finding a job – Brother Charles

·         Encouragement – Jose Orlando and Yolanda Rivera Argentina (Missionaries).

·         Protection – For our Armed Forces serving in distant lands.

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FUNNY HOW...

·         Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to church, but so small when you take it to the market.

·         Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church are, but how short they are when watching a movie.

·         Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.

·         Funny how we can’t think of anything to say when we pray, but don’t have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

·         Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.

·         Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

·         Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back seat at church services.

·         Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment.

·         Funny how hard it is for people to learn a simple gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.

·         Funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

·         Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.

·         Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

·         The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

·         Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now.

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